The Onion on Chinese Piracy [12:08 pm]
From the April 18, 2007 Issue (43-16): Fighting Chinese Piracy - pdf
The United States recently filed several complaints with the World Trade Organization against the Chinese government for its failure to clamp down on media piracy and counterfeiting. Here are some other measures the U.S. has taken to combat the problem:
[...] Implementing new security algorithm on all CDs and DVDs that slows down hackers for up to three hours
[...] Tracking all citizens, thereby creating a draconian hellscape to protect Resident Evil: Extinction from profitless consumption
Suimg pants off college kids
Fighting never-ending, futile court battles rather than adapting to new technological paradigm

